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 How did you do that? Anyways, this page is primarily for queer(mostly sapphic) romance but will sometimes cover any other old gay stuff, just for fun. Why a blog and not Goodreads? Do I feel self-important? Not really, I just like this more as an outlet. Expect gay.

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